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The Unicorn Report

TastyMuffinLover
157 episodes
This podcast may contain explicit content.
This show is about the sexy adventures of a single bisexual woman in the lifestyle. We're called unicorns because we are harder to find than couples and single males. Some even call us mythical creatures. I just call it fun!

Disclaimer: the content and artwork of this podcast are the property of its owner and are not affiliated with nor endorsed by Audiotrails.

Episode 157: Fiesta Party LIVE & Birthday Fantasy Fulfilled, Ep 157

Hey unicorn friends, now that we're all vaccinated (or if you're not, I will assume that you're scheduled to get one ASAP) we can all get back to the business of shagging our friends. Last weekend I went down to the Sierra Vista Erotic XXXcitement Fiesta Party. Snuggly Dave decided to sit this one …
1h 26min

Episode 156: Happy 420 Day & More Sexy Fun, Ep 156

Calling all STONER unicorns! Happy 420 (Celebrating all things cannabis) Day! Now that weed is legal for adult recreational use in Arizona, (adults 21+) Snuggly Dave and I discuss a whole lotta tips and tricks we've learned on how to live your best cannabis lifestyle right now. Did you know cannabi…
1h 26min

Episode 155: Unicorn Mailbag & New Friends (WeinerPalooza Update) Ep 155

Hey unicorn lovers! This week I sat down to take a look at my messages from SLS.com. I like to be spontaneous and read them for the first time as I'm recording for the show...definitely keeps it interesting! (duration: 42 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I talked with the couple from ep…
1h 18min

Episode 154: Erotic Story Double Feature: Feeding a Sexually Starved Friend & A Trip to the Lake, Ep 154

This week is an erotic story two-banger! In the first story, Ankita continually brings up sex in conversation with Sarah, my wife. She is a 30 year old who is a sexy woman in a sexless marriage. Dangerous. (courtesy of SLS.com, 40 minutes) In the second story, two couples go to the lake for a rela…
57min

Episode 153: Party Peeps LIVE & My Unicorn Conundrum! Ep 153

This week we're focusing on getting back to normal with more live coverage from the Open-Minded People's Party! I interviewed a couple of gal-pals about how they shared an erotic makeout session over a particular male body part we are quite fond of on this show. Later in the episode I talked to Sn…
1h 9min

Episode 152: Erotic Story: "How We Started Swinging", Ep 152

I don't know if it was a mid-life crisis or just turning 50 that kicked my mind into overdrive, especially about sex. Catherine was only the second girl I had been with and I have never strayed our entire marriage. These feelings that I might have missed something kept growing inside me. I really l…
54min

Episode 151: Erotic Story: "A Full Service Spa Changes Our Lives", Ep 151

I agreed to attend the women's seminar out of a feeling of obligation to a good friend. She had formed a company holding empowerment seminars for female corporate executives a year ago and this was the first retreat she had organized. I persuaded my company to pay for it because seven days at a hea…
46min

Episode 150: Erotic Story: "My Most Erotic Night" & Unicorn Mailbag, Ep 150

(story courtesy of SLS.com) Amy and Rob moved into our neighborhood several years ago. Amy and I became friends as soon as we met. Even though I had never felt an attraction to women, there was something about Amy that attracted me right from the start. The way she carries herself and acts seems to…
49min

Episode 149: Temple of the Anus, Ep 149

Behold ye most faire unicorn lovers, our hero, Snuggly Dave, readies his longsword and bravely enters the TEMPLE OF THE ANUS. Who knows what mysteries lurk beyond the dark gates of the sphincter! Shall a ravenous dragon swoop down and swallow our courageous adventurer or will Snuggly Dave rise to t…
1h 23min

Episode 148: Dave's Man-on-Man WienerPalooza, Ep 148

Hey unicorn friends! You know, I gotta be honest. I thought last week's WienerPalooza was a bit of a letdown when the two guys I invited over weren't as into each other as I'd hoped... But not to worry, because this week, Snuggly Dave reignites my fantasy with another potential sexy man-on-man enco…
1h 8min

Episode 147: WienerPalooza! Ep 147

Hello unicorn friends, and welcome the first annual (and perhaps last ever?!) WienerPalooza! As some of you might know, I am generally more into the ladies, but since we're fresh into a new year I figured it would be a great time to spice up my sex life with some new adventures. This week I decided…
1h 47min

Episode 146: Erotic Story: "Wife's Personal Trainer Seduces Her", Ep 146

Hello unicorn lovers! 2021 is a new year with new resolutions, and this week's erotic story is about getting fit while also getting laid (story courtesy of SLS.com). I have always been vocal with Lisa about my fantasy of having a threesome with another woman. And she has always been equally as voca…
1h 23min

Episode 145: Erotic Story: "My New Roommate", Ep 145

Hey unicorn friends! This week is all about red-hot lesbian lovin'! One night we were up late studying for a test that we had the next day in the class that we shared. I was confused about a certain topic and asked her to come explain it to me. She got up and came and stood behind my chair where I …
35min

Episode 144: Sexy Up's and Down's & Erotic Story: "Gala Crashing", Ep 144

Hey unicorn friends, welcome to a brand-spankin' new year! This week is a continuation of Snuggly Dave's sexy saga at the animal shelter. (Spoiler alert! There's angst brewing, and this time it's not the animals who are in trouble!). I also share some sexy stories of my own. (duration 65 minutes) …
2h 2min

Episode 143: Erotic Story: "Extra Credit Assignment", Ep 143

Hello unicorn lovers! We're ending this catastrophic year by checking off one last thing on our to-do list, the erotic story, "Extra Credit Assignment" (courtesy of SLS.com). Virginia gave us a brief idea of what we would hope to learn here. She paced the front of the room as she spoke, drawing m…
1h 41min

Episode 142: Dating Debauchery & Erotic Story: "Date Night Surprise", Ep 142

Hey unicorn friends, this week Snuggly Dave and I talk about our latest lifestyle dating adventures (90 minutes). Dave continues his secret affair with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. He's going to give her a very special gift for Christmas: one of my used sex toys! But...Does she know it's…
2h 1min

Episode 141: Updates & Erotic Story: "Shakedown Cruise", Ep 141

Hello unicorn lovers! This week for about 45 minutes Snuggly Dave and I share our latest lifestyle-adventure news and other random sexy thoughts. After that is the erotic story, "Shakedown Cruise", courtesy of SLS.com. When Roy invited Harmon and me to join them for an overnight sailing trip on his…
2h 6min

Episode 140: Dave's Naughty Tryst & Erotic Story: "Girly Weekend Ch. 1", Ep 140

Hello Unicorn friends! This weekend Snuggly Dave shares all the naughty details about his latest tryst with his secret lover from the animal shelter (26 minutes). She's in desperate need of sexual release from a passionless marriage; volunteering has never been so full of debauchery! Later in the e…
1h 8min

Episode 139: Update & Erotic Story: "Some Rules Are Meant to be Broken", Ep 139

Hello unicorn friends! This week Snuggly Dave and I give you a quick update (20 minutes) about what we've been up to for the last week. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Some Rules Are Meant to be Broken". I took a moment to think about it. It was what we had ultimately wanted. We were will…
1h 33min

Episode 138: Updates & Erotic Story: "Her First Sex with Another Woman", Ep 138

Hello unicorn friends! This week Snuggly Dave updates us on the latest salacious details of his secret affair with a co-volunteer at the animal shelter. After years in a passionless marriage, she's dying to get fucked and is secretly training herself to take all of Dave's throbbing rod. Will this l…
1h 39min

Updates & Erotic Story: "My Husband and I Fuck his Co-worker", Ep 137

Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first half of the show (70 minutes) is all about what's going on behind the scenes at the Unicorn Report. Dave still is trying to get it on with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. When will their all-consuming lust be consummated? I also have lots of lady-…
1h 48min

Erotic Story: "Sex School", Ep 136

A couple in their mid-forties decides to go for a breast augmentation to enhance their already incredible sex life. The wife is surprised at how turned on she feels when the doctor squeezes her new voluptuous breasts. With new fantasies at hand, this devious duo plots to seduce their young pool boy…
49min

Updates and Erotic Story: My Next-door Neighbor's Daughter, Ep 135

Hello sexy unicorn friends! At the top of the show, Snuggly Dave shares another update about his super-secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. Her pussy was neglected for years in a passionless marriage. Now that she can finally get her release, she's having trouble with penetration, e…
1h 34min

Dave's Secret Affair Update & Erotic Story: Lessons, Ep 134

Hello unicorn lovers! The first 35 minutes of the show is Dave's update on his secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. She's stuck in a passionless marriage and climbing the walls for sex. Will her secret tryst quench her lustful thirst for naughty pleasures? Find out! Later in the epi…
1h 22min

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story: The Dressing Room Pt 1, Ep 133

At the top of the show I'll catch you up on all my sexy messages from SLS.com for about 15 minutes, then..an erotic story from SLS.com, "The Dressing Room Pt 1": "I turned toward the front of the booth to use the mirror and there she was in the booth across from me. I froze, she was standing there …
1h 19min

Unicorn Mailbag & Dave's Secret Affair Update! Ep 132

Hey secret unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I check my messages from SLS.com and see who wants to hook up with me this week. Should I hit or shit it? Tune in to find out! Later in the episode Dave gives us an update on his secret affair with the senior citizen lady from the animal shelter. S…
1h 33min

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story: The Exhibitionist In Me, Ep131

Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first 30 minutes of the show I go through my messages on SLS.com and share with the listeners if I give the people who hit me up a 'Yay' or 'Nay' (keep or delete). There's always a surprise lurking just around the corner, and this time was no different! Later i…
1h 40min

Unicorn Mailbag & Dave's Secret Affair, Ep 130

Hello unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I go through my messages from SLS.com (lifestyle dating site) and read some of the profiles from sexy lifestylers who want to hook up with a unicorn. Later in the show Dave gives us an update (per a request from a fan!) on his love life. A woman he volun…
1h 45min

Unicorn Mailbag & Erotic Story "The First Party", Ep 129

Hey friends, this week I decided to finally check some of those messages from SLS I’ve been putting off for a while because of the pandemic. That’s about a half hour, then it’s onto an erotic story from SLS.com, “The First Party”. Brian and Jenny were a happy couple but had a few unfulfilled sexual…
1h 58min

Love in the LS (LIVE) & Erotic Story "Bringing Home the Boss" Ep 128

This week love is in the air at a sexy bachelor/bachelorette party! I talked to some of my friends about how they viewed love and marriage in the lifestyle. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Bringing Home the Boss" in honor of Labor Day (courtesy of SLS.com). Leslie is an unhappy workaholi…
51min