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The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore
15 episodes
This podcast may contain explicit content.
Brothers Michael & Danny LoPriore have set out the make the funniest podcast of all time and have settled for this. Join them on their infinite quest for podcast supremacy as they spare the lives of no one who crosses them. If you don't listen to this show, something is wrong with you, not them, figure your life out bro.

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Episode #015: Michael Almost Dies

On this episode, Michael almost dies from eating the hottest Gummy Bear in the world, we rank our top Robin Williams and Jim Carrey Movies, Danny shows off his new gold teeth & our Dad makes an emergency guest appearance after Michael dies, enjoy!

Episode #014: Call Him Daddy

On this episode, our Dad calls in, we talk about Kombucha and how much it sucks, Danny gives Mike a gift & much more! Enjoy!!

Episode #013: Are We Scientologists??

On this episode, we talk about Mike fighting a roach to the death & a roach being called a "longipenis" we take a scientology personality test, we talk about paranormal experiences in our lives, The Oscars being mad weird & more!

Episode #012: 4/20 Blaze It

On this episode, our season finale, we set it off with a 4/20 track, talk about how weed makes us anxious, our mom calls in and tells us who her favorite child is, we talk to a patron who got paid to let a guy lick her dirty shoe & more!

Episode #011: Long Live The Dog

On this episode, our Mom decided she wanted to produce the show, we talk about Danny's Covid shot round two, someone stealing all his money, living in South Jersey, Our Dad's endowment, Tom Hanks not wanting to kiss Antonio Banderas & we pay tribute to life of one of our favorite artists, Earl "DMX…

Episode #010: Jared Is HERE!!!

On this episode, we're joined by our super hot brother Jared. We talk about Jared's move to Miami and how he's adjusting life. We dropped some UK Drill, we do a MASSIVE FAN Q&A, we get Jared to tell some crazy stories about our parents, Michael not answering the door when Jared came to visit, Bhad …

Episode #009: Danny Is Ursula...Yeah.

On this episode, our Patreon reached 200 subs, so Danny dresses up as Ursula from The Little Mermaid, we talk about statues having small dongs and look up the reason why, Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren, the Evergreen boat, Michael hooks up with a 50 year old woman, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch controversy &…

Episode #008: The Legend of Toast Girl

#TheLoPriorePodcast On this episode, Michael tells his infamous toast girl story, we talk about President Biden's tumble, Kylie's GoFundMe controversy, we make a fire reggaeton song, when's the last time Michael had sex, threesomes, open relationships & more...Enjoy!!!

The LoPriore Podcast #007 - How OCD...Are We??

On this episode, we test Michael's OCD, we talk about Michael's birthday, old school rappers, knocking on neighbors doors, weird children's toys, we leave a patron a sexy voice mail, The Power Rangers curse, Last Chance U & more!

Episode #006​ - That's One Sexy Bunny

On this episode, we discuss Lola Bunny's "makeover", Michael dealing with his Tourette's Syndrome, Girls double farting, we have our first ever Patreon phone call, weird school assemblies & more! Enjoy!

Episode #005 - All Hail King Michael

On this episode, we talked about how weird Kings were, The elevator girl documentary, our Dad killing us, picklephobia, plastic surgery, panic attacks from coffee, peeing in the shower & more! Enjoy!

Episode #004 - Uncut Pens

On this episode, we talk about Jared making us fight each other, our uncut pens, Mike's baldness and Tony Soprano recruits Hulk Hogan into the family. Enjoy!

Episode #003 - "Did You Just Assault Me?"

On this episode, Michael and Danny talk about Karens, first dates, how cheap Mike is and much much more! Enjoy!

Episode #002 - La Cooka Ratcha

On this episode,  Michael & Danny discuss their Vine fame, their impact on social media history, Michael's fight with a monstrous cockroach & and smash each other in the face with snowballs, Enjoy!

Episode 1: "Jizzadoo"

The first episode of "The LoPriore Podcast" is finally HERE! Join Michael & Danny on their quest to fulfill all of your podcast fantasies!  On this episode, they talk about beating it in a house full of people, making out with girls with no teeth, professional wrestling and of course getting be…